Interview Snorpy!

Interview Snorpy! Time to ask the inventor questions. Objectives: Why is Snorpy here? What caused him to leave? Does he know what happened to Lizbert?

Interview

Have time for an interview?
Are you mad?! I can't have my secrets plastered all over the front page news!
Don't you want to find Lizbert?	Of course I do! But at the same time, I don't want THEM finding ME!
What if your name wasn't attached?	Hm... I suppose I can reveal a tad bit so long as my identity is protected.
Who are you?	*ahem* I am... Snor*REDACTED*bean I have devoted my life to inventing devices that foil the machinations of the Grumpinati.
Why come to Snaktooth island?	I was dragged here by my dearest friend Cha-*REDACTED* He thought I needed some 'fresh air' or something. Much as I hate the outdoors, I simply can't say no to him.
➜ How long have you and *REDACTED* been in a relationship?	W-w-w-well! Aha! I-I-I mean, we've been together since kindergarten. It would make perfect sense if we were 'together' together. He's never... said we are. Has he?
Thoughts on Bugsnax?	I surmise they are some sort of synthetic lifeform designed to beguile our taste buds.
➜ If Bugsnax are artificial, where do they come from?	I'm so glad you asked! I believe there may be a factory located on this very island. Hidden somewhere deep underground. I have charts! Let me show you my charts later.
Why did you leave town?	I was too exposed. Floofty tried to wrap me in their experiments, now that Lizbert and Eggabell weren't around to occupy them. I could see that this was the next step in the Grumpinati's plot against me.
➜ Grumpinati plot?	Lizbert disappears, we are hit with an earthquake, we suffer a Snak shortage. All that in one day? Do you really think those are all coincidences? The timeline is on my charts.
Any info on Lizbert?	Elizabert Megafig was a curious sort, and hadn't a foolish bone in her body. She could rival me in wits, and *REDACTED* in arm-wrestling. We would share secrets now and again. Dreadful, terrible secrets.
➜ What terrible secrets?	Ha ha ha, I'm not TELLING you the terrible secrets because they are TERRIBLE and SECRET!
I think we're done here.	Excellent interrogation, Chum! So great that you deserve another hugging experience!
Hhah hayh- This must NOT go on the record. Elizabert Megafig discovered something on the island and came to me for help. An entrance to the undergound, locked behind a strange device. I assisted her in unraveling its secrets and soon after, she vanished. You must take extreme caution! I can tell you where to find it, but the rest is up to you!
New Clue! Snorpy gave you a map to a mystery door! Check your Journal for details.

Interview notes

After having conducted the interview, notes are added to the Journal's Grumpedia section regarding the interview and some of the Journalist's own observation.

Interview notes
• Brought to the island unwillingly by Chandlo.
• Loves Chandlo, but is unsure of their relationship status.
• Rejected Floofty's experiments and fled to the mountains.
• Knows Lizbert discovered a mysterious door before vanishing.

References & Notes

• One of Snorpy's lines can be heard "uncensored" in the Launch Trailer.