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 Filbo •  Wambus •  Beffica •  Gramble •  Wiggle •  Triffany •  Cromdo •  Chandlo •  Snorpy •  Shelda •  Floofty •  Eggabell • pt.2 •  Lizbert •  Clumby •  ???
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Interview[]
 Have time for an interview?
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| Alright, I could use some practice. They'll be interviewing me everyday when I'm a gazillionaire! Hehehehe! | |||
| Who are you? | *drumroll* Business king, sales savant, future CEO of Starbugs! THE ONE, THE ONLY, CROMDO FACE! |
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| Why come to Snaktooth island? | You ever smell the future, kid? Huh? I can tell you, Lizbert stank of opportunity. She came on TV talkin' big about this new super food, and I wanted in! So I quit my dead-end job and followed that stench of possiblity. | ||
| ➜ What was your dead-end job? | Ugh, I used to go door-to-door selling gruel to grandmas. Paid on commission, for Grump's sake. |
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| Thoughts on Bugsnax? | Heh, what do I think'a-bug-heh? Delicious! Irresistible! Marketable! They're gonna catapult me straight to the top of money town, baby! | ||
| Why did you leave town? | I tried to make use of what Lizbert didn't need anymore, and Beffica didn't like that. Yeah, she went and told everyone that I'm a thief! | ||
| ➜ Weren't you stealing? | I was salvaging! That's a community service, Pal! But Beffica planted evidence in my hut. Said I stole her diary! So I did what any honest Grump would do: I ran. | ||
| Any info on Lizbert? | Hoho! Don't get me started! Everyone here thinks she's SO great, such a fantastic leader... but I know the truth. She came here to stroke her ego and get Eggabell her fix. The rest of us were just -psssh- disposable. | ||
| ➜ Disposable? That's pretty cold. | That's Elizabert Megafig. When push came to shove, she abandoned us. | ||
| ➜➜ What do you mean? | I gotta confess, I was thinkin' about sailing home after things got hairy. But when I went lookin' for our boat, it was gone. There's only two Grumps missing... you do the math. Heh heh! I bet Liz and Egg are living large in New Grump City by now. | ||
| Calm down, Cromdo, that's enough for now. | Yeah, yeah, I get it, Pal. I'm not the nicest Grumpus around. I learned early on that life is like a box of trash. You always know what you're gonna get... trash.[1] Just go check out where the boat was. See what you think of Lizbert after that. | ||
 Cromdo gave you a map to the boat! Check your Journal for details.
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Interview notes[]
After having conducted the interview, notes are added to the Journal's Grumpedia section regarding the interview and some of the Journalist's own observation.
Interview notes
• Quit his grueling job in sales to strike it rich.
• Ostracized from Snaxburg after Beffica caught him stealing.
• Seems to be the only one who actually dislikes Lizbert.
• Believes Lizbert stole a boat and abandoned everyone.
References & Notes[]
- ↑ Play on the saying "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."