Ooh. Gonna quiz me, dawg? I'll CRUSH your questions!
Who are you?
Chandlo Funkbun! I lift.
➜ Lifting is a job?
It's a way of life, Bro. Anything that needs to go up; logs, buildings, balls, Snorpy... I'll get 'em there!
Why come to Snaktooth island?
If I wanna push my limits, I gotta go somewhere x-treme. I heard nobody comes back from this island... sounds like a challenge to me!
➜ That's fine for you, but what about Snorpy?
Hey, I'm always lookin' out for Snorpy! I know roughing it isn't his style but...there's no way I was comin' here without him!
➜ How did you two become a thing?
I dunno what you mean, Dawg. We're like the sky and the sea, been together since the dawn of time!
Thoughts on Bugsnax?
Bugsnax are strong! Like, a primal kinda strong! Like, they own this place, and I gotta respect that!
Why did you leave town?
Bro, Snaxburg was a disaster without Lizbert! I couldn't stop all the fighting with lifting OR wisdom... I gotta keep things chill for Snorpy. He's got a lotta that social anxiety.
Any info on Lizbert?
Lizbert is top dawg, ya feel me? She really inspires me to test my limits. But uh, that's about it. I'm really tighter with Eggabell.
➜ Alright, what can you tell me about Eggabell?
Eggabell's a sweetie. She was always lookin' out for me. Showed me how to stay safe while still pushin' my limits. But she was always pushin' herself way harder.
➜ She was working out?
Yeah, she asked me to train her. Surprised the grump outta me cuz she really wasn't built for that kinda stuff. We'd go runnin' every morning and liftin' after lunch. Though, she would get real down on herself sometimes. But she never gave up and I respect that.
What happened to Lizbert and Eggabell?
I wish I could tell ya. Those two were strong together. I can't think of anything that could take 'em down! They gotta be okay out there. Somewhere.
Thanks, Chandlo, you really 'slam dunked' my questions.
Bro, that's not- just... don't. Anyway I recorded Eggabell's progress while we were workin' out. She shared some pretty private stuff, but maybe it'll help you bring her back to us. Don't let me down, bro!
Chandlo gave you Eggabell's chest key! Check your Journal for details.
Interview notes[]
After having conducted the interview, notes are added to the Journal's Grumpedia section regarding the interview and some of the Journalist's own observation.
Interview notes
• Compelled by Snaktooth's dangerous reputation.
• Lifelong partner to Snorpy Fizzlebean.
• Befriended Eggabell and became her personal trainer.
• Confident that Lizbert and Eggabell are surviving.