I thought you'd never ask! OMG, I have so many hot takes.
Who are you?
I'm Beffica Winklesnoot and I basically do whatever I want.
➜ Sure, but what do you do professionally?
Hmm... Let's just say I'm an 'information specialist.'
Why come to Snaktooth island?
I'm here on vacay! ;0] Uh, unrelated fun fact: did you know that no international laws apply out here?
➜ Is that fun fact unrelated?
I'm just saying if you got in trouble, like a LOT of trouble, and all your friends turned against you- -this would be a great place to hide out forever.
Thoughts on Bugsnax?
They're SO cute I could literally eat them up! AND I DO!!
Why did you leave town?
Ugh, there's drama and then there's DRAMA. We have to too many Geminis around here and I'm done getting caught up in social dumpster fires.
➜ And that's why you were living in a cave?
Uch. Hey, my cave was sweet! Plus, it was close enough to Wambus that I could swipe some sauce when I needed to.
➜ But what specifically made you want to leave?
Cromdo. That greedy little squeeb started looting the second Liz was gone. Then he tried to sell me her projector! So I like, posted pics of all his little crimes... and then I got outta there before he could get back at me.
Any info on Lizbert?
What don't I know about Lizbert? ;0]
➜ Please answer the question.
*sighs* Liz is smart and fearless and she can see the talent in all of us. It's impossible not to look up to her. She's practically invincible... but she does have one weakness.
➜➜ Okay, I'll bite. What is her weakness?
Eggabell. Liz would go to the end of the world and back to make her happy. And if I've learned anything in life, it's that you can't let your happiness depend on somebody else.
➜ What happened to Lizbert?
Mmm... Liz and Eggabell got in a big arguement before Liz went hunting. I haven't seen either of them since. If I'm being optimistic, maybe they're on a romantic getaway sorting it out together?
That's everything. Thanks, Beff.
No prob. I'm just happy to see your interview skills in action! Oh, and before you go...I think you should take this. It's the key to Liz's cabinet. The stuff in there is really personal, but finding her is more important than keeping all her secrets.
New clue! Beffica gave you Liz's cabinet key! Check your journal for details.
How did you come by that key?
How many more secrets are you keeping?
Sorry, interview's over! ;O] Don't let me down, Bestie!
Interview notes[]
After having conducted the interview, notes are added to the Journal's Grumpedia section regarding the interview and some of the Journalist's own observation.
Interview notes
• Fleeing some disastrous social or political fallout.
• Exposed Cromdo's petty crimes and then hid in a cave.
• Thinks Lizbert's reliance on Eggabell is a weakness.
• Saw Lizbert and Eggabell fight before they left