Oh, Bestie, I was just looking for you! Now that Wiggle's back, Snaxburg is finally interesting again. I'm in the mood for some snakking n' snooping! But, like, everybody here gets all quiet when I'm around. But they trust you, right, Bestie? ;0) So here's what I'm thinking. You dig up dirt on Wiggle and share it with me. And maybe I'll tell you something good in return~
Rumor Mill!
Beffica is eager to learn more secrets, and this time she's decided to have me spy on Wiggle.
Objectives:
Find out what Wiggle does at midnight!
Return to Beffica!
Come on, Kweeble, don't be shy! Come on, come on! Wiggle needs a midnight snack~ Oh! Darling, what are you doing here?
What are YOU doing here?
Ah, well, I'm just looking to spend some time with Gramble. Alone.
I saw the barn door was open.
So it is! Well, you just let me fix that. Good night, Darling. Ta-ta.
*Talk to Beffica*
Wiggle broke into Gramble's barn.
OMG, sounds like Wiggle has a nasty habit! I feel bad for Gramble, those two just aren't gonna last. In my old life, I woulda KILLED to get dirt on Wiggle Wigglebottom. *sighs* I used to take pictures for GMZ, y'know. And whoever else might by buying~
What were you gonna tell me earlier?
Oh, right! I almost forgot about that. It's easy to get caught up in nostalgia~
Wait, who else was buying?
That's all you get to know! Client confidentiality ;0) Buut I'll tell you something else.
Have you found any Snakpods yet? They're the best Snak ever because they don't even move. But they're a lil' hard to
find if you aren't observant like me~. There might be some hiding by my old cave. And I know a certain Grumpus who might want some ;0)
Rumor Mill Part 2!
Beffica told me about a Snak that hides in her old cave. I assume she wants one.
Objectives:
Catch one Crispy Snakpod. (1/1)
Feed one Crispy Snakpod. (1/1).
*Get the Snakpod and feed it to Beffica*
*sighs* Can't say I miss that cave, but I do miss these. Thanks, Bestieeee!
The Big Snoop![]
What's going on?
Hey there, Bestie, we've got a new target! Cromdo's back in town. I know that greedy crumbag has some juicy dirt. I'm not talking about his pathetic little lies or scams, either. I'm sure you'll find something good. Don't let me down, Bestie!~
The Big Snoop!
Beffica is eager to learn more secrets, and this time she's decided to have me spy on Cromdo.
Objectives:
Find out what Cromdo does at midnight!
Return to Beffica!
*Follow Cromdo*
Not awake, not asleep, Get up everybody, come on and do the wiggle with me! Do the wiggle, do the wiggle, with me! YEAH! Wah! Is somebody there? You didn't hear anything, pal! You got that!? Not a single peep!
*Talk to Beffica*
Cromdo is quite the singer.
OMG! That explains why he's always so jealous of Wiggle! Why would he even hide that? It almost makes him kind of likeable.
The Big Snoop Part 2![]
Hey, I know you've been spyin' on me, Beff! You keep outta my business or I'll-
Or you'll what? You're the one keeping secrets. You can't touch this.
Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh! You think I'm the only one who's sick-a your gossip girl schtick? Sooner or later, you're gonna be back in your cave, all - by - your - self.[1]
Whatever~ At least then I wouldn't have to hear your slimy voice.
*Talk to Beffica*
Are you okay?
It's fine. Cromdo didn't say anything I don't already know. It's been a rough day, why don't we, uh, unwind with some Snakpods?
The Big Snoop Part 2!
Beffica wants to eat her stress away. I'm supposed to find Grumpy Snakpods on the beach for her.
Objectives:
Find three Grumpy Snakpods on the beach. (3/3)
Feed three Grumpy Snakpods on the beach. (3/3)
*Get the Snakpods and feed them to Beffica*
Ah. Thanks, Bestie! If nothing else I can always rely on Bugsnax. *laughs* Isn't it SO sad that I call you Bestie? Haha, I, like, barely know you. And if I DID get to know you, you'd probably hate me for it. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts, Beffy~[2]
Imitation Beef![]
Imitation Beef!
Beffica is eager to learn more secrets, and this time she's decided to have me spy on Chandlo.
Objectives:
Find out what Chandlo does at midnight!
Return to Beffica!
Imitation Beef Part 2!
Beffica wants to disguise herself as Chandlo to get his secrets out of Snorpy. This plan is absurd but I might as well see where it goes.
Objectives:
Turn Beffica's arms into green Snax.
Get the truth out of Snorpy.
Talk to Beffica..
What's going on?
Hey, Bestie! Now that Snorpy and Chandlo are back, it's totes snooping time. I never got any dirt on Chandlo. He's gotta have some deep, dark secret but whatever it is, he's too good at hiding it. If anybody can find their way through that buff facade, it's you, Bestie! ;0)
*The Mill at midnight*
The great thing about bein' Chandlo? What you see is what you get. I got nothing to hide! NO SHAME! You checkin' out this beef, Bro? I don't blame you.
*Talk to Beffica*
Chandlo has no secrets.
What!? Shut up, NObody's free of dirt. The more innocent somebody looks, the nastier the secret. Trust me. I have an idea. We're going to go through Snorpy. Nobody knows Chandlo like Snorpy. I need you to turn me into green Bugsnax.
I'll tell you why later.
*Get Green Snaks and feed them to Beffica*
This is perfect! Thanks, Bestie! So here's the plan. Snorpy basically can't see without his glasses. And I know he cleans them every day at 5. So we'll approach him then, and if I'm green and I say BRO a lot, he'll think I'm Chandlo! And obviously Snorpy isn't gonna keep Chandlo's secrets from himself.
This plan is silly.
It's not silly if it works ;0)
This plan is perfect.
You know it, Bestie ;0)
Snorpy isn't gonna know what hit him. Let's hang out until it's time~
*Fade Out, a dressed-up Beffica approaches a lensless Snorpy at the Mill*
Hey, Snorp-dawg, can I like ask you something?
Chandlo, is that you? I can't see. Let me get my glasses-
Oh, uh, there's no time, bro! This is important!
Oh, ah, er, well, alright then. What is it?
Bro, you remember that deep dark secret we were talking about? Y'know, the really super secret one?
Ah. That. Yes, I suppose it IS time we talked about it... Chandlo, it's hard for me to know what you're thinking. And... I've been afraid of talking about it for so long. But the truth is...Chandlo, I... I love you! With every fiber of my heart!
Pfft, that's not a secret to anybody!
Beffica!? When did you get here!? How dare you intrude on our private moment!
UH! BRO, SHE JUST RAN OFF, DAWG! Like, I'M GONNA GO CHASE HER! Bro.
Hello? Chandlo? Anybody?
*Talk to Beffica*
Chandlo buried his dirt so deep not even Snorpy knows about it.
Or he's actually good.
Why is this your problem?
Ugh. I've spent my whole career looking into the 'good ones' and finding out who they really are. And, like, I'm always the one who suffers for telling the truth. Every friend I ever had dropped me as soon as I told them something they didn't want to hear. And it's no different here! The only upside to being stuck on this island? At least I have Bugsnax to keep me company.
What about me?
No, seriously, what about me?
...I don't know. I like you cuz we're similar. I'm a Leo like that. Can I really trust you? There's plenty of time to find out, but. I'd probably be a lot happier if I didn't.
References & Notes[]
↑The "alt" voiceline is present in the bankfiles - the difference is "gossip girl" and "gossip-y girl".
↑The "alt" voiceline is present in the bankfiles - the difference in the line's delivery.
If the "Break Time" quest is done immediately after "Imitation Beef Part 2", then Beffica will still be wearing Chandlo's hat, and Snorpy will not have his glasses on.
Beffica Winklesnoot.
What's going on?
