S) (oh wow I genuinely didn't think they'd believe that) Well uh see you guys later...
I liked it to be honest. Just when everyone was reunited and happy in the village, and things seemed to be taking a turn for the better, disaster strikes. I think it was done almost perfectly and was nearly completely unexpected, even with the constant foreshadowing throughout the game. Even still, I respect your opinion.
S) Oh would you look at the time... *looks at nonexistent watch on nonexistent arm* I'm late for my date with Instabug...
S) That was anti-climatic.
S).... Most of us don't have arms.
S) I was told there'd be cake.
S) Welp, guess I should start writing my will.
S) :|
S) *Curls into a ball and rolls out of the cave*
S) This could escalate terrifyingly quickly.
S) ....something about this feels incredibly illegal.
S) So... what happened to us splitting up?
S) So hypothetically, touching the sap could do anything?
Can confirm
Grapeskeeto, Orange Peelbug, Kweeble, and Crapple as a fruit bowl
S) Welp, we're dead.
S) But... how is that gonna help us get rid of this thing? All it's doing is protecting my eyes...
S) Wait... I'm a Peelbug, can't I just roll around to keep my eyes protected?
It's free to play on iPhone?
S) You guys really should've brought sungl- *a seed breaks one of the lenses* OW OH MY GOD WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!