I mean, it’s still related to Bugsnax so it should get its mention here.
Don’t convince me to stay; I’ll probably come back if they do :P
( To Clarify: Cellystix, Shuttermouse101, Snaxmaker, Flameburst, Steve, and Berkek are mostly the missing bunch. Don’t forcefully get them back for me and beg on your knees; it’s only a matter of time before this wiki is gone and the people in it separate from one another. I’ve dealt with loss thousands of times, I have no care for what you feel about this or what I feel about this either. )
O) …well; sh*t. I don’t think anyone else is going to show up.
OOC) This fandom is like.. becoming dead and there’s no hope in reviving it but I’m still going to reply
Cs) So… Instabug. I haven’t seen her in forever. Good thing though.
( There’s already an RP going on in Boiling Bay but just pretend that this is after the camp at Boiling Bay. )
Dear, Crew.
I hope this letter finds you in good peace, blah blah blah. Enough of that crap. Let’s skip to the interesting stuff! I’ve found something under Boiling Bay that I can’t exactly describe but.. it’s almost as if there’s more under Snaktooth than it seems. I need you to come to the Bay quick! The more people that show up; the better
Sinceriously,
Ordinary
( I forgor how to write letters so this might be a pretty s[☣️]t attempt at doing so. )
Cs) Steve’s got a date with ‘em. One of the most terrifying choices that snak has made.
I offer him a Hi-Chew, specifically a mango one for his troubles. :)
Hn) Oh, don’t worry! I won’t do harm!
Cs) You were a robot BUILT for harm, Hindrance.
Hn) Uh… not all robots liked your path of mass genocide.
Cs) Sure…
Cs) …what were we doing again—
Cs) Oh god.. not her, Instabug doesnt even like sauce! At least.. last time we talked to her in the Undersnax she said that. Things have changed… at least I hope.
Cs) Well, if you remember the Undersnax Wars then... I built an army of gattling gun robots. I left them there in the Undersnax after the wars finished; hoping they would decompose due to them being made of wood. But... they survived. Like Hindrance over here.
Hn) Hi! :D
Cs) Also I never programmed you to be German, Hindrance.
Hn) I picked it up after gaining access to the internets!
Cs) ...alright.
Cs) Nice work, Cel—
*A strange wooden robot erupts from the water.*
Cs) OH GOD NOT AGAIN—
?) HALLO MEIN VATER!!
Cs) NO NO NO I ABANDONED YOU IN THE UNDERSNAX YEARS AGO HOW DID YOU COME BACK HINDRANCE
Hn) I’m your robot, Vater. You built me for the great Undersnax War!
Cs) …I really do hate you sometimes, Hindrance.
Hn) I know! You hated the prototypes more though!
Cs) True that.
O) It feels weird for it to be all over, just like that.
Cs) I… uh… nevermind; eyestalks don’t count.
O) So.. Duriant is just.. dead now?
*Cinnasilas drops from his Flypod-6001*
Cs) Hey, hey, hey! What goes on?
O) Was it not crumbling? The alert said, ‘structural integrity low’! How does that not mean the rest of the cage is going to crumble down upon us?
O) …y’know, this cave crumbling down scene is taking longer than antici—
*A stalactite falls on top of Ordinary, gashing his head like a thumbtack in a pin coushin.*
O) …nevermind.
O) Right here!
*Ordinary points behind him but… nothing is there.*
O) …sh[🔱]t
O) MCA!! WAKE THE F[🇩🇰]K UP!!
