Escape From Snaktooth

No offense, but I think the concept for an event where Snaktooth island gets destroyed kinda sucks. It’s basically a way to just insert sadness into a interesting game. It would’ve been better if it was just a nightmare The Journalist has sometime after Cromdo Does Crime sidequest, where a nightmare where the same exact events of Escape From Snaktooth happens, but instead of the player and every other Grumpus managing to escape from Snaktooth before it explodes, they don’t make it out alive, but after soon Snaktooth explodes, The Journalist wakes up, breathing heavily, and then they go outside, only to find themself in a battle with a huge horde of Bungers.

So I was scrolling through the Escape from Snaktooth Page, because I was bored, and I read the thing about Snorpy being the most likely to succumb due to him being the most snakified upon meeting and often having his sidequests missed by players because of his limited walk cycle. I knew this game was in-depth, but I never realized these kinds of details. So by this logic, would Floofty be the second most likely due to their eratic sleep schedule? And would Beffica be the least likely due to most of her sidequests being available immediately?