This is the radar. The red dot is Jared and the blue dots are his herd.
The herd is in sugarpine woods while Jared is only 100 metres away from the biodome next to where I released him. I’ll be leading an investigation team to check up on him.
R) It works! Now meet your DOOM!
*shoots 3 normal bullets. They all miss*
*scoops out his eye with my hands*
R) aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*ded*
RANDY! PERISH MORTAL. (tackles nova and attempts vaporisation)
R) *playing dead*
I will avenge Randy… (wink)
Well, Randy did threaten to kick me out of the ruins once, so meh
Boss?
R) *ssh*
*ı am playing dead so I can ambush that grumpus.*
*now go kill that grumpus*
*also I somehow managed to say all of this whitout moving a mucle*
I bought us pizz- OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE GRUMP ARE YOU DOING
What do you think?