YOUR SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE MOVESET GO! (normal moves, smash attacks, final smash, how you interact with certain items, ect.)
What's on your mind?
Snorpy: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Snorpy: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Snorpy: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Chandlo: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Snorpy: No! Four to five seconds!
Chandlo: Too late!!!
Snorpy: Is something burning?
Chandlo: Just my love for you.
Snorpy: Chandlo, the toaster is on fire.
Snorpy: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Chandlo: Anything, honestly.
Snorpy, desperately, as Chandlo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chandlo: Oh! B positive.
Snorpy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Snorpy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Chandlo: Okay, but in my defense, Floofty bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Snorpy: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Snorpy: Chandlo and I don’t use pet names.
Floofty: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Chandlo: Yes, dear?
Floofty: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Snorpy, texting Chandlo: Chandlo! Help I’m being kidnapped
Chandlo: Where are you?
Snorpy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Snorpy: I’ll call Floofty
Floofty, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Chandlo: Where’s Snorpy? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Floofty: Snorpy? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Floofty: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Floofty: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Snorpy: WHO ARE YOU?!
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Floofty please come to the front desk?
Floofty, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Snorpy and Chandlo
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Snorpy and Chandlo, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Floofty: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Floofty: Hey, Snorpy? Can I get some dating advice?
Snorpy: Just because I’m with Chandlo doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Snorpy: Dammit, Chandlo!
Chandlo: What?! It wasn’t me!
Snorpy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Floofty!
Floofty: Not me either.
Snorpy: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Snorpy: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Chandlo: Plane tickets?
Floofty: Concert tickets?
Snorpy, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Snorpy: Why are your tongues purple?
Floofty: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Buddy: I had a red one.
Chandlo: You drank each other's slushies?
Snorpy: Yo is Buddy sleeping or dead?
Chandlo: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Floofty: Yeah, so did I.
Buddy: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Snorpy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Chandlo: Put spaghetti in it.
Snorpy: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Floofty: Put spaghetti in it.
Snorpy: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Buddy: Put spaghetti in it.
Snorpy: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
If you sneak past the trigger for the Filbo & Beffica conversation in Garden Grove and grab the journal, when you're given the quest for it, instead of ending the conversation to do the quest, the conversation immediately will go to the quest finish conversation with an extra line of dialogue (sorry if long explanation)
Here is a meme that makes a lot of sense
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You have one life. Use it. Save them, help them, love them.
I was looking for some chandlo fanart to find wholesome fanart
And i saw a full on cursed image help i want to vomit now-
or yo'uer parents,,, i deleetle them
Fun Fact: The claws are actually extra mouths it uses for eating larger food, since it's proboscis mouth can't handle much.
I erased this.
How is your day?